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Ordering Weird Voicemail
Step 1: Note the Order Code for your chosen item.
Step 2: Click here to check that your mobile phone is compatible.
Step 3: Call the order line 0906 466 0047
& follow spoken instructions.
NEW - Click Here to order in Australia & Ireland.
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Weird Voicemail
| None - Cat miow This phone line has been connected to a 5000 volt power supply that has been wired to the small kitten...... |
  | 1065 |
| None - Hello, city morgue. You kill 'em, we chill 'em!...... |
| 1066 |
| None - Hi, you've reached Joes crematorium. You kill 'em, we grill 'em!..... |
| 1067 |
| None - Hello, you know what to do at the tone....... |
| 1068 |
| None - Everything you say will be under oath, you have the right to remain silent anything you do say will be recorded and used against you ....... |
| 1069 |
| None - Hello, please leave your name, number and a brief message...... |
| 1070 |
| None - You've reached Pornography Films Unlimited...... |
| 1071 |
| None - Hello, *screams* You have reached Helgars house of hair removal..... |
| 1072 |
| None - Hello and welcome to word a day hotline after the tone please leave you name and number and create your own sentence using todays new word. Todays word is Corpronegropediaphilia ....... |
| 1073 |
| None - Thank you for calling the suicide hotline....... |
| 1074 |
| None - At the tone, from the time you called you will have exectly 5 seconds less remaining in your life *BEEP*......At the tone, from the time you called you will have exectly 10 seconds less remaining in your life *BEEP*...... |
| 1075 |
| None - Hello, you have reached the fidelity sperm helpline...... |
| 1076 |
| None - Explosion Hello and thank you for calling.We are at our online bomb making seminar ..... |
| 1077 |
| None - Whipping sounds Hello, this phoneline has been hijacked by www.whipme.com ....... |
| 1078 |
| None - Hi, if you're calling about an outstanding debt or you're selling something or requesting a charitable donation then please leave your message before the tone....... |
| 1079 |
| None - Hi, we are at home but we are avoiding someone please leave your name and number to find out if it's you!...... |
| 1080 |
| None - Hello, thanks for calling *bang bang bang* We are reinacting the crucifixion so you could say that we are just hanging around...... |
| 1082 |
| None - Hi, we are home but we are cleaning our weapons. Please leave your name *bang*, your number *bang* ..... |
| 1083 |
| None - Hello, around the world, millions still speak French as their first or second language. With your help we can wipe out French....... |
| 1084 |
| None - Hi, thanks for calling but we're in the shower, that's right, your friend and me, all soaped up....... |
| 1085 |
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1.91 (EIRE) and $4.95 (Australia inc. GST) per minute at all times and last approximately
2.5 minutes. Some mobile operators may charge more for this service so we recommend
you use a landline. You should be over 16 to use this service. Ensure you have the
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